Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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