I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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