Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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