New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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