pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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