You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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