I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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