It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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