But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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