Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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