Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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