They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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