I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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