You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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