I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Randomize
