Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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