I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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