how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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