problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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