Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
