Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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