Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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