Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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