porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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