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say what?
wanna hang out?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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