You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I need to stop coming to work sober
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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