I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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