similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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