I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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