Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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