Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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