would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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