Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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