she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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