I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
