went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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