And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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