C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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