it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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