I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ladies don't puke and tell
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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