Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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