Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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