Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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