you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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