"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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