My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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