how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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