I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
