nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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