It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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