Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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