Say something about gay babies.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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