Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
