When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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