i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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