And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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