Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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