office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
