I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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