they said they heard you say put it in my butt
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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